Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2700 | 2020-06-07 03:00:28 | 56.18 | 98% |
| 2220 | 2019-06-03 05:42:17 | 82.06 | 99% |