Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1683 | 2021-05-11 08:01:27 | 51.83 | 94% |
| 1552 | 2021-05-06 08:42:24 | 57.39 | 93% |