Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6362 | 2021-04-20 21:09:49 | 97.35 | 97% |
| 5759 | 2021-04-14 18:08:59 | 94.80 | 96% |