Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 919 | 2021-10-10 18:59:15 | 91.14 | 96% |
| 218 | 2021-02-19 12:20:25 | 73.23 | 93.4% |