Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4537 | 2023-09-28 15:23:05 | 76.11 | 95.5% |
| 3782 | 2022-09-23 12:21:05 | 70.77 | 94% |