Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8586 | 2023-12-29 06:03:55 | 82.15 | 96% |
| 5133 | 2023-01-08 12:49:42 | 84.14 | 97% |
| 2295 | 2022-06-14 02:57:19 | 67.39 | 94% |