Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1638 | 2021-06-27 02:02:57 | 86.63 | 99% |
| 1247 | 2021-04-19 16:37:27 | 82.70 | 99% |