Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3509 | 2023-06-18 23:53:47 | 51.35 | 92.4% |
| 2955 | 2022-04-25 06:16:08 | 53.88 | 95% |
| 909 | 2020-12-30 22:10:24 | 38.97 | 94% |