When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 22067 | 2022-05-20 23:54:42 | 92.60 | 99% |
| 21392 | 2021-04-24 11:31:06 | 97.78 | 98% |
| 21366 | 2021-04-22 21:56:07 | 100.92 | 99% |
| 19657 | 2019-05-22 17:05:42 | 112.12 | 99% |
| 17556 | 2019-03-14 06:47:11 | 98.46 | 98% |
| 15152 | 2018-11-04 16:00:48 | 104.97 | 99% |
| 12472 | 2018-09-17 04:49:11 | 105.06 | 99% |
| 11616 | 2018-08-13 11:19:28 | 91.31 | 97% |
| 11093 | 2018-07-26 14:51:14 | 89.93 | 97% |
| 7862 | 2017-06-24 20:42:09 | 96.81 | 99% |
| 7717 | 2017-06-21 09:00:54 | 81.12 | 97% |
| 7526 | 2017-06-16 16:29:10 | 93.90 | 98% |
| 3927 | 2017-02-16 17:40:00 | 83.67 | 93% |
| 2777 | 2017-01-23 16:28:29 | 78.36 | 91% |
| 2041 | 2017-01-11 07:10:47 | 70.80 | 89% |