When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 36836 | 2021-03-19 06:51:40 | 135.51 | 98% |
| 34225 | 2021-01-21 13:04:22 | 140.17 | 98% |
| 28560 | 2020-06-05 16:29:45 | 152.77 | 100% |
| 25459 | 2019-11-12 12:38:35 | 132.58 | 99% |
| 24466 | 2019-09-11 08:13:17 | 134.70 | 99% |
| 23555 | 2019-08-08 15:19:27 | 143.95 | 100% |
| 20765 | 2018-10-03 13:35:16 | 141.47 | 100% |
| 19146 | 2018-07-16 13:03:33 | 128.36 | 98% |
| 17723 | 2018-06-16 07:25:40 | 134.57 | 99% |
| 17487 | 2018-06-13 10:58:17 | 137.02 | 99% |
| 14464 | 2018-01-17 12:36:14 | 139.54 | 99% |
| 13264 | 2017-12-28 13:42:03 | 134.41 | 99% |
| 8819 | 2017-06-11 04:43:05 | 130.96 | 98% |
| 7908 | 2017-05-19 14:04:32 | 140.74 | 100% |
| 5452 | 2017-01-27 05:22:52 | 132.28 | 98% |
| 4228 | 2016-12-27 07:27:33 | 136.53 | 100% |
| 4060 | 2016-12-22 11:00:26 | 125.71 | 96% |
| 3889 | 2016-12-21 06:51:23 | 121.59 | 97% |
| 3869 | 2016-12-20 12:59:08 | 115.81 | 93% |
| 2435 | 2016-11-27 08:30:56 | 113.67 | 94% |