I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13419 | 2017-05-18 00:22:15 | 99.97 | 96% |
| 11040 | 2016-11-22 07:04:34 | 77.95 | 90% |
| 10993 | 2016-11-17 17:15:04 | 101.58 | 98% |
| 10718 | 2016-09-27 02:36:34 | 99.34 | 96% |
| 10679 | 2016-09-23 01:10:08 | 97.02 | 94% |
| 10654 | 2016-09-19 10:49:14 | 95.01 | 93% |
| 10531 | 2016-08-30 05:29:51 | 93.16 | 92% |
| 10203 | 2016-08-13 04:22:51 | 101.67 | 96% |
| 9572 | 2016-07-06 23:56:09 | 97.11 | 97% |
| 9410 | 2016-06-24 06:29:46 | 101.75 | 99% |
| 8429 | 2016-05-23 23:12:30 | 97.64 | 98% |
| 8080 | 2016-05-16 22:59:49 | 90.91 | 94% |
| 8038 | 2016-05-16 02:00:17 | 95.94 | 96% |
| 7697 | 2016-04-30 05:23:44 | 96.72 | 96% |
| 6107 | 2016-03-24 19:49:55 | 98.73 | 97% |
| 5376 | 2016-03-11 13:07:08 | 90.03 | 96% |
| 5210 | 2016-03-05 05:01:35 | 86.26 | 95% |
| 4702 | 2016-02-27 19:54:27 | 89.20 | 95% |
| 4205 | 2016-02-12 19:49:38 | 68.12 | 87% |
| 4194 | 2016-02-12 19:15:50 | 73.39 | 90% |
| 4147 | 2016-02-12 18:27:25 | 89.63 | 97% |
| 3328 | 2016-01-27 13:34:49 | 92.90 | 97% |
| 2792 | 2016-01-19 03:46:58 | 93.86 | 97% |
| 2576 | 2016-01-17 10:51:40 | 89.30 | 97% |
| 2144 | 2016-01-09 04:04:18 | 86.56 | 95% |
| 1685 | 2015-12-26 19:49:35 | 81.33 | 95% |
| 1069 | 2015-12-11 15:33:32 | 70.47 | 92% |