I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 103189 | 2024-01-11 04:23:35 | 131.69 | 99.2% |
| 98373 | 2019-08-21 00:43:20 | 129.75 | 98% |
| 92880 | 2019-04-03 02:17:50 | 106.69 | 97% |
| 92675 | 2019-04-02 16:05:46 | 110.65 | 98% |
| 89261 | 2019-03-02 06:45:25 | 121.96 | 97% |
| 77286 | 2018-09-29 05:56:09 | 120.92 | 98% |
| 62878 | 2017-12-20 19:24:34 | 103.63 | 96% |
| 58009 | 2017-10-29 21:44:55 | 110.45 | 98% |
| 57920 | 2017-10-28 23:25:50 | 128.28 | 98% |
| 50085 | 2017-05-20 03:41:15 | 110.29 | 93% |
| 44646 | 2017-03-07 01:13:51 | 117.20 | 95% |
| 43242 | 2017-02-21 05:36:22 | 116.07 | 94% |
| 41847 | 2017-02-11 14:17:25 | 129.12 | 95% |
| 41384 | 2017-02-08 20:02:55 | 111.96 | 94% |
| 40574 | 2017-02-04 06:19:28 | 120.49 | 96% |
| 35628 | 2016-12-15 04:05:54 | 95.65 | 90% |
| 33433 | 2016-11-21 20:45:48 | 110.92 | 94% |
| 32564 | 2016-11-08 06:42:35 | 104.94 | 91% |
| 32502 | 2016-11-07 21:12:01 | 127.02 | 95% |
| 32204 | 2016-11-02 19:48:33 | 115.58 | 93% |
| 31549 | 2016-10-22 01:39:17 | 121.83 | 96% |
| 30670 | 2016-10-09 22:59:04 | 110.31 | 94% |
| 30447 | 2016-10-08 02:45:50 | 118.78 | 96% |
| 29833 | 2016-10-03 03:04:45 | 94.33 | 87% |
| 29016 | 2016-09-28 03:18:51 | 112.52 | 93% |
| 25981 | 2016-09-10 06:12:06 | 104.21 | 91% |
| 24655 | 2016-09-01 21:42:30 | 117.64 | 95% |
| 24049 | 2016-08-27 16:08:07 | 124.66 | 96% |
| 23740 | 2016-08-25 00:05:43 | 128.90 | 97% |
| 23225 | 2016-08-19 01:53:36 | 102.92 | 93% |
| 23134 | 2016-08-18 13:18:43 | 91.99 | 90% |
| 22518 | 2016-08-13 23:40:54 | 110.86 | 95% |
| 21388 | 2016-07-31 03:13:02 | 106.94 | 94% |
| 20163 | 2016-07-17 01:22:02 | 105.25 | 93% |
| 20070 | 2016-07-16 02:07:50 | 119.77 | 95% |
| 19635 | 2016-07-07 15:44:58 | 127.60 | 98% |
| 19566 | 2016-07-03 20:01:46 | 128.94 | 98% |
| 19215 | 2016-06-18 20:53:40 | 108.81 | 94% |
| 19095 | 2016-06-03 03:48:56 | 109.81 | 94% |
| 18800 | 2016-05-08 21:45:17 | 97.97 | 92% |
| 18636 | 2016-05-06 15:09:00 | 112.23 | 96% |
| 18141 | 2016-04-29 20:13:52 | 120.85 | 95% |
| 17510 | 2016-04-17 22:29:26 | 108.27 | 95% |
| 17436 | 2016-04-17 16:56:27 | 99.62 | 93% |
| 16875 | 2016-04-08 21:12:44 | 88.29 | 89% |
| 15901 | 2016-04-02 20:10:02 | 113.63 | 96% |
| 15789 | 2016-04-02 05:41:54 | 104.70 | 93% |
| 15329 | 2016-03-29 15:57:34 | 116.74 | 95% |
| 14551 | 2016-03-22 19:06:46 | 86.08 | 86% |
| 14328 | 2016-03-21 03:34:33 | 100.78 | 94% |
| 14147 | 2016-03-19 21:50:13 | 92.69 | 91% |
| 13692 | 2016-03-15 17:02:59 | 98.35 | 95% |
| 13674 | 2016-03-15 02:08:36 | 117.81 | 97% |
| 13365 | 2016-03-11 21:40:28 | 102.23 | 93% |
| 13155 | 2016-03-10 16:46:10 | 107.34 | 95% |
| 12483 | 2016-03-05 21:39:58 | 106.64 | 92% |
| 12080 | 2016-02-29 22:59:27 | 109.57 | 96% |
| 11820 | 2016-02-25 06:05:16 | 93.51 | 89% |
| 11674 | 2016-02-24 05:45:15 | 114.33 | 95% |
| 10962 | 2016-02-16 05:26:13 | 105.90 | 93% |
| 10904 | 2016-02-15 23:09:41 | 107.14 | 95% |
| 10903 | 2016-02-15 23:08:53 | 109.28 | 96% |
| 10671 | 2016-02-12 01:26:40 | 105.93 | 92% |
| 10513 | 2016-02-08 02:21:51 | 114.72 | 95% |
| 9628 | 2016-01-21 03:23:11 | 106.85 | 94% |
| 9463 | 2016-01-19 17:59:39 | 101.63 | 95% |
| 8265 | 2015-12-12 16:55:04 | 108.88 | 96% |
| 8116 | 2015-12-11 04:03:10 | 97.76 | 93% |
| 7996 | 2015-12-11 00:31:56 | 119.88 | 96% |
| 7877 | 2015-12-07 18:28:18 | 114.86 | 96% |
| 7530 | 2015-11-29 02:48:53 | 115.38 | 97% |
| 6353 | 2015-08-13 18:18:46 | 97.01 | 94% |