I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9724 | 2016-08-01 15:27:22 | 70.73 | 97% |
| 9708 | 2016-07-29 15:03:35 | 69.16 | 96% |
| 8459 | 2016-04-12 12:06:43 | 74.71 | 96% |
| 8322 | 2016-03-28 11:16:00 | 76.01 | 96% |
| 7680 | 2016-03-02 15:03:34 | 68.31 | 94% |
| 6966 | 2016-02-12 14:44:08 | 63.26 | 96% |
| 6502 | 2016-02-01 17:29:46 | 61.89 | 95% |
| 6331 | 2016-01-29 12:24:47 | 64.84 | 95% |
| 6096 | 2016-01-26 04:48:33 | 60.57 | 91% |
| 6069 | 2016-01-25 16:27:50 | 68.54 | 94% |
| 5558 | 2016-01-11 12:30:31 | 62.31 | 91% |
| 4924 | 2016-01-02 05:35:10 | 55.67 | 91% |
| 4740 | 2015-12-29 14:33:02 | 53.48 | 89% |
| 4357 | 2015-12-24 11:20:58 | 59.09 | 91% |
| 4304 | 2015-12-23 16:07:22 | 55.46 | 91% |
| 3533 | 2015-11-23 11:32:45 | 65.63 | 95% |
| 3088 | 2015-11-07 11:21:34 | 55.95 | 92% |
| 3078 | 2015-11-07 10:57:08 | 56.59 | 92% |
| 2695 | 2015-10-31 09:36:16 | 67.01 | 98% |
| 2560 | 2015-10-15 12:49:51 | 67.35 | 96% |
| 1888 | 2015-08-29 09:03:23 | 58.42 | 94% |
| 1700 | 2015-08-21 01:56:18 | 55.91 | 93% |
| 1251 | 2015-07-06 12:59:18 | 60.47 | 95% |
| 1223 | 2015-07-05 08:18:19 | 53.04 | 92% |