The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9872 | 2013-02-24 23:49:33 | 121.55 | 95% |
| 9145 | 2012-11-18 01:26:32 | 117.92 | 96% |
| 8803 | 2012-11-05 07:52:33 | 126.51 | 98% |
| 7715 | 2012-10-12 00:43:57 | 120.40 | 95% |
| 7586 | 2012-10-02 20:12:22 | 120.12 | 95% |
| 7283 | 2012-09-19 02:50:39 | 107.04 | 94% |
| 5986 | 2011-10-08 21:14:48 | 115.67 | 95% |
| 5730 | 2011-09-08 18:00:26 | 108.33 | 93% |
| 5364 | 2011-07-19 05:16:26 | 112.91 | 94% |
| 4831 | 2011-06-27 02:47:22 | 123.68 | 97% |
| 4725 | 2011-06-25 22:32:01 | 118.99 | 96% |
| 4639 | 2011-06-22 20:11:51 | 123.54 | 95% |
| 4560 | 2011-06-21 03:49:28 | 114.73 | 94% |
| 3062 | 2011-05-24 19:12:06 | 114.96 | 95% |
| 2921 | 2011-05-19 00:35:09 | 112.58 | 95% |
| 2571 | 2011-05-11 20:12:20 | 114.61 | 96% |
| 1094 | 2011-03-16 23:43:07 | 103.67 | |
| 851 | 2011-03-14 00:29:51 | 106.92 | |
| 755 | 2011-03-12 00:59:06 | 108.84 | |
| 186 | 2011-02-28 22:00:17 | 95.13 |