And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1288 | 2014-12-15 05:24:53 | 114.59 | 86% |
| 1155 | 2014-09-02 00:29:54 | 95.43 | 78% |
| 967 | 2014-01-19 03:37:53 | 105.98 | 81% |
| 883 | 2014-01-13 16:15:00 | 84.01 | 76% |
| 807 | 2014-01-11 21:44:22 | 95.80 | 78% |
| 664 | 2014-01-09 05:15:52 | 116.17 | 89% |
| 578 | 2014-01-06 07:26:29 | 103.45 | 85% |