And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 17285 | 2019-07-29 19:53:00 | 96.54 | 98% |
| 15182 | 2017-03-20 21:26:27 | 91.92 | 93% |
| 13820 | 2014-01-13 06:47:55 | 103.28 | 97% |
| 13125 | 2013-11-22 02:18:30 | 105.43 | 99% |
| 13009 | 2013-11-14 08:59:06 | 93.67 | 95% |
| 12727 | 2013-10-23 08:19:01 | 97.02 | 98% |
| 12678 | 2013-10-17 07:29:10 | 102.06 | 99% |
| 12277 | 2013-09-06 09:57:54 | 108.94 | 99% |
| 11360 | 2013-05-03 06:12:06 | 93.60 | 94% |
| 10467 | 2013-02-12 23:55:51 | 86.97 | 96% |
| 9573 | 2012-11-13 04:02:07 | 87.37 | 94% |
| 7130 | 2012-06-26 06:11:00 | 88.06 | 96% |
| 6121 | 2012-05-10 01:50:39 | 96.79 | 99% |
| 5889 | 2012-05-01 07:01:52 | 79.37 | 93% |
| 5733 | 2012-04-25 04:42:25 | 94.51 | 94% |
| 5612 | 2012-04-18 08:07:56 | 86.88 | 95% |
| 5337 | 2012-04-07 12:40:06 | 84.01 | 95% |
| 5288 | 2012-04-04 11:45:14 | 83.86 | 96% |
| 3989 | 2012-02-25 04:24:22 | 77.50 | 95% |
| 3728 | 2012-02-19 10:08:40 | 90.67 | 96% |
| 3181 | 2012-02-07 05:39:01 | 74.43 | 91% |
| 3022 | 2012-01-29 06:33:46 | 88.22 | 98% |
| 3011 | 2012-01-29 05:18:44 | 90.45 | 98% |
| 2823 | 2012-01-23 12:25:30 | 83.98 | 97% |
| 2743 | 2012-01-22 08:35:54 | 84.83 | 97% |
| 2065 | 2012-01-09 06:59:36 | 76.84 | 98% |
| 2014 | 2012-01-08 07:36:05 | 82.51 | 96% |
| 1793 | 2012-01-02 11:54:21 | 74.86 | 92% |
| 1402 | 2011-12-27 07:41:24 | 77.44 | 94% |
| 1284 | 2011-12-25 10:51:14 | 72.92 | 96% |
| 949 | 2011-12-18 10:05:15 | 60.07 | 90% |
| 327 | 2011-11-29 08:41:18 | 59.31 | 91% |
| 172 | 2011-11-27 10:28:19 | 47.48 | 87% |
| 36 | 2011-11-09 09:08:00 | 45.79 | 92% |