And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4900 | 2017-08-29 13:36:35 | 75.73 | 97% |
| 4621 | 2016-12-04 05:03:24 | 64.33 | 93% |
| 4344 | 2016-11-13 06:38:26 | 79.87 | 94% |
| 3158 | 2015-04-29 17:16:47 | 63.83 | 94% |
| 880 | 2014-11-25 13:38:01 | 63.94 | 95% |
| 810 | 2014-11-24 09:22:12 | 49.89 | 88% |
| 287 | 2014-09-23 10:08:50 | 45.57 | 90% |