And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 24110 | 2022-01-10 21:06:53 | 83.54 | 99% |
| 12386 | 2016-12-28 20:49:33 | 78.90 | 94% |
| 11340 | 2016-07-20 16:04:55 | 79.72 | 95% |
| 10630 | 2016-06-21 07:16:16 | 75.37 | 94% |
| 10610 | 2016-06-20 22:16:11 | 89.18 | 99% |
| 10509 | 2016-06-12 16:31:08 | 68.97 | 88% |
| 10132 | 2016-05-27 11:10:03 | 83.88 | 97% |
| 9460 | 2016-05-10 17:00:59 | 74.52 | 94% |
| 8548 | 2016-03-12 23:22:50 | 80.53 | 95% |
| 7759 | 2015-08-18 19:02:03 | 82.15 | 99% |
| 7572 | 2015-08-02 15:46:05 | 81.81 | 98% |
| 6336 | 2015-03-11 23:01:54 | 88.12 | 100% |
| 6297 | 2015-03-02 00:00:03 | 76.94 | 95% |
| 6024 | 2015-01-18 20:24:48 | 77.17 | 97% |
| 5807 | 2014-12-22 15:49:38 | 79.55 | 97% |
| 5052 | 2014-10-11 20:43:28 | 76.41 | 97% |
| 4857 | 2014-09-26 21:38:10 | 76.07 | 98% |
| 3669 | 2014-04-17 12:31:31 | 76.13 | 97% |
| 3317 | 2014-04-07 12:20:04 | 69.28 | 96% |
| 2474 | 2014-03-27 19:47:50 | 71.17 | 97% |
| 1969 | 2014-03-19 13:06:20 | 66.22 | 95% |
| 1744 | 2014-02-11 09:13:22 | 71.49 | 98% |
| 1581 | 2014-01-20 19:34:32 | 67.86 | 97% |
| 1462 | 2014-01-14 23:53:17 | 67.15 | 98% |
| 1336 | 2014-01-09 01:34:57 | 60.92 | 97% |
| 1280 | 2014-01-07 20:20:13 | 65.48 | 97% |
| 1153 | 2014-01-04 17:30:22 | 61.99 | 95% |
| 942 | 2013-12-16 19:43:45 | 58.51 | 94% |