And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2519 | 2014-07-08 20:10:06 | 144.53 | 100% |
| 2343 | 2014-06-04 22:10:18 | 137.61 | 98% |
| 2165 | 2014-05-28 20:33:00 | 136.37 | 99% |
| 1825 | 2013-07-30 23:39:33 | 136.39 | 99% |
| 1213 | 2013-06-22 16:57:21 | 141.63 | 99% |
| 1046 | 2013-06-19 21:39:37 | 142.37 | 98% |
| 628 | 2013-06-03 13:46:31 | 133.96 | 98% |