And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2445 | 2013-01-29 10:27:09 | 89.44 | 94% |
| 1726 | 2012-09-18 10:07:13 | 90.31 | 95% |
| 1273 | 2012-08-04 17:21:59 | 77.54 | 95% |
| 1034 | 2012-06-06 09:55:34 | 90.19 | 98% |
| 595 | 2011-12-22 13:46:05 | 91.08 | 99% |
| 491 | 2011-11-04 07:11:22 | 88.93 | 98% |
| 468 | 2011-10-29 14:29:37 | 79.75 | 98% |