And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3910 | 2013-05-23 20:19:26 | 99.97 | 98% |
| 3822 | 2013-05-16 01:00:32 | 107.35 | 99% |
| 3548 | 2013-03-16 02:13:15 | 94.01 | 97% |
| 3448 | 2013-03-13 13:21:20 | 98.39 | 98% |
| 3389 | 2013-03-10 22:37:48 | 89.44 | 94% |
| 3264 | 2013-02-26 12:46:53 | 97.64 | 97% |
| 2926 | 2012-12-21 19:49:33 | 81.39 | 95% |
| 2820 | 2012-12-21 00:08:09 | 70.56 | 94% |
| 2370 | 2012-12-12 02:32:42 | 80.90 | 94% |
| 2198 | 2012-12-11 14:38:43 | 83.02 | 92% |
| 1958 | 2012-12-06 14:43:14 | 87.98 | 96% |
| 1775 | 2012-01-04 02:46:45 | 82.84 | 95% |
| 1649 | 2011-12-16 16:22:13 | 86.17 | 96% |
| 1423 | 2011-09-25 11:56:24 | 77.39 | 96% |
| 1416 | 2011-09-18 21:38:40 | 77.70 | 94% |
| 1254 | 2011-08-30 07:59:23 | 73.69 | 94% |
| 788 | 2011-07-08 17:24:20 | 76.62 | 96% |
| 594 | 2011-06-28 11:03:31 | 68.92 | 94% |
| 386 | 2011-06-19 15:35:41 | 63.23 | 92% |
| 55 | 2011-06-08 22:58:58 | 66.06 | 93% |