And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3778 | 2014-01-15 07:07:10 | 55.59 | 91% |
| 2655 | 2013-11-01 05:13:01 | 65.24 | 97% |
| 2257 | 2013-10-15 16:16:44 | 56.05 | 93% |
| 2067 | 2013-10-09 06:40:49 | 49.69 | 92% |
| 1889 | 2013-10-05 07:39:19 | 48.26 | 89% |
| 1343 | 2013-09-12 04:56:40 | 43.56 | 90% |