And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2267 | 2021-03-21 06:16:04 | 61.96 | 96% |
| 1862 | 2016-03-02 10:35:41 | 57.82 | 94% |
| 1381 | 2015-04-14 09:09:17 | 63.67 | 95% |
| 1310 | 2014-10-05 12:20:47 | 59.39 | 94% |
| 1236 | 2014-06-26 14:53:59 | 59.05 | 96% |
| 667 | 2013-11-12 16:48:28 | 55.14 | 92% |
| 543 | 2013-10-18 19:16:00 | 54.35 | 94% |