And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12498 | 2014-05-24 13:18:37 | 79.81 | 94% |
| 10423 | 2012-08-22 02:29:09 | 65.23 | 87% |
| 10127 | 2012-07-18 14:01:38 | 84.12 | 96% |
| 8956 | 2012-05-02 02:08:53 | 74.94 | 92% |
| 8902 | 2012-04-30 00:05:07 | 70.54 | 92% |
| 8687 | 2012-04-25 07:33:41 | 70.72 | 90% |
| 8515 | 2012-04-24 12:07:34 | 71.85 | 91% |
| 8078 | 2012-04-18 03:06:49 | 76.69 | 96% |
| 7214 | 2012-03-22 02:45:12 | 71.50 | 91% |
| 7191 | 2012-03-21 01:26:33 | 73.94 | 92% |
| 7078 | 2012-03-14 03:36:22 | 60.23 | 87% |
| 6584 | 2012-03-06 06:47:34 | 68.63 | 91% |
| 6573 | 2012-03-06 06:33:17 | 69.23 | 93% |
| 4852 | 2012-02-02 03:48:56 | 61.81 | 91% |
| 4657 | 2012-01-31 01:47:04 | 61.87 | 90% |
| 4529 | 2012-01-29 04:10:00 | 55.85 | 90% |
| 4488 | 2012-01-28 11:14:35 | 62.43 | 92% |
| 3711 | 2012-01-15 07:36:27 | 56.87 | 92% |
| 3559 | 2012-01-13 13:39:27 | 54.03 | 88% |
| 3494 | 2012-01-13 06:44:31 | 54.47 | 90% |
| 3199 | 2012-01-10 01:43:47 | 58.21 | 92% |
| 2700 | 2011-12-26 01:55:41 | 52.14 | 90% |