And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3640 | 2015-06-15 11:46:49 | 82.97 | 95% |
| 2716 | 2015-06-02 07:38:00 | 80.28 | 96% |
| 2551 | 2015-05-30 23:07:04 | 83.11 | 98% |
| 2167 | 2015-02-07 05:33:20 | 81.27 | 97% |
| 1921 | 2015-02-04 08:44:04 | 73.59 | 97% |
| 1044 | 2014-11-15 09:49:28 | 64.76 | 96% |
| 966 | 2014-11-12 10:20:34 | 58.65 | 96% |