And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3472 | 2022-08-25 10:04:18 | 98.10 | 98% |
| 3156 | 2022-08-22 23:11:07 | 82.77 | 97% |
| 2548 | 2015-05-26 19:49:42 | 92.72 | 96% |
| 1752 | 2014-07-29 01:42:36 | 91.96 | 95% |
| 1346 | 2014-06-06 20:53:19 | 91.49 | 95% |
| 1140 | 2014-05-10 08:04:24 | 76.36 | 93% |
| 1057 | 2014-05-06 02:19:09 | 89.99 | 94% |
| 252 | 2014-02-25 00:59:29 | 81.52 | 94% |
| 212 | 2014-02-20 08:15:10 | 72.66 | 98% |