And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 87290 | 2021-09-09 09:52:21 | 101.73 | 97% |
| 84953 | 2021-02-21 22:15:08 | 78.36 | 97.6% |
| 84867 | 2021-02-20 23:50:28 | 98.15 | 97.7% |
| 72975 | 2020-06-20 16:17:59 | 111.85 | 98% |
| 69971 | 2020-04-19 18:28:47 | 112.62 | 98% |
| 61570 | 2019-10-01 21:32:03 | 97.91 | 97% |
| 61300 | 2019-09-26 13:33:34 | 107.31 | 98% |
| 53276 | 2019-04-28 09:48:22 | 100.88 | 97% |
| 53130 | 2019-04-24 11:01:35 | 120.41 | 98% |
| 52152 | 2019-04-03 22:06:59 | 105.93 | 97% |
| 42301 | 2018-11-26 19:17:28 | 94.18 | 97% |
| 40151 | 2018-11-06 19:09:49 | 89.32 | 97% |
| 39751 | 2018-11-03 08:33:19 | 99.53 | 98% |
| 37491 | 2018-10-19 16:02:09 | 95.93 | 98% |
| 35317 | 2018-09-29 22:20:28 | 101.27 | 97% |
| 34296 | 2018-09-23 21:42:40 | 109.38 | 98% |
| 29370 | 2018-08-20 05:56:09 | 93.05 | 97% |
| 25015 | 2018-07-04 10:56:53 | 97.43 | 97% |
| 24989 | 2018-07-02 16:55:49 | 97.18 | 98% |
| 23370 | 2018-06-10 15:36:28 | 80.84 | 96% |
| 22202 | 2018-06-04 17:25:51 | 91.79 | 97% |
| 17767 | 2018-04-30 19:22:33 | 90.45 | 96% |
| 14466 | 2018-04-05 01:38:50 | 80.47 | 96% |
| 12548 | 2018-03-25 18:21:30 | 103.05 | 99% |
| 8273 | 2017-11-06 18:36:40 | 84.44 | 97% |
| 4621 | 2017-10-16 07:31:19 | 81.91 | 98% |
| 1270 | 2017-07-31 10:09:34 | 72.94 | 97% |