And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3963 | 2017-05-15 02:28:40 | 112.52 | 94% |
| 3474 | 2017-02-09 18:21:14 | 98.68 | 95% |
| 1801 | 2012-01-23 00:10:48 | 85.03 | 90% |
| 1387 | 2011-10-13 02:40:59 | 74.63 | 87% |
| 217 | 2011-07-27 02:10:54 | 75.45 | 90% |