And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7901 | 2013-02-03 13:07:04 | 80.58 | 98% |
| 7802 | 2013-01-04 12:45:01 | 83.59 | 98% |
| 7583 | 2012-09-16 21:09:44 | 76.91 | 97% |
| 7581 | 2012-09-16 21:07:45 | 72.23 | 96% |
| 7549 | 2012-09-07 02:26:59 | 69.82 | 93% |
| 5820 | 2012-07-17 14:16:03 | 73.07 | 98% |
| 5124 | 2012-06-26 13:29:44 | 69.69 | 97% |
| 4313 | 2012-05-24 19:42:16 | 68.03 | 96% |
| 2818 | 2012-04-25 15:49:03 | 65.98 | 98% |
| 2439 | 2012-04-15 17:27:27 | 65.92 | 97% |
| 2118 | 2012-03-29 22:42:36 | 67.16 | 97% |
| 1329 | 2012-03-04 23:40:11 | 66.67 | 94% |
| 894 | 2012-02-18 21:21:50 | 65.84 | 98% |
| 816 | 2012-02-18 16:08:05 | 70.71 | 98% |
| 623 | 2012-02-13 22:15:12 | 57.74 | 92% |
| 253 | 2012-02-06 20:04:38 | 59.51 | 94% |