And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3696 | 2015-08-28 03:24:19 | 100.72 | 86% |
| 3617 | 2015-08-26 00:59:44 | 115.70 | 94% |
| 3013 | 2014-03-18 00:55:02 | 129.37 | 96% |
| 2541 | 2014-01-08 08:08:09 | 122.39 | 96% |
| 2242 | 2014-01-01 02:09:34 | 123.53 | 93% |
| 2018 | 2013-12-18 04:56:06 | 120.43 | 91% |
| 1683 | 2013-10-02 03:37:56 | 113.82 | 89% |
| 1531 | 2013-09-29 22:20:48 | 106.43 | 91% |
| 965 | 2013-09-01 17:57:32 | 134.33 | 99% |
| 773 | 2013-08-30 00:23:16 | 113.61 | 95% |
| 397 | 2013-08-06 05:07:46 | 128.20 | 96% |
| 92 | 2013-06-12 03:56:56 | 113.97 | 93% |