And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6022 | 2015-05-19 10:11:33 | 110.18 | 95% |
| 5875 | 2014-12-07 14:14:09 | 125.13 | 99% |
| 5667 | 2014-04-14 08:59:48 | 109.23 | 98% |
| 5198 | 2013-03-11 18:32:13 | 114.43 | 100% |
| 4839 | 2013-01-16 12:03:43 | 105.97 | 96% |
| 4514 | 2012-12-14 15:40:46 | 112.68 | 96% |
| 4461 | 2012-12-13 06:14:56 | 114.72 | 97% |
| 3953 | 2012-10-03 14:41:23 | 104.88 | 98% |
| 3030 | 2012-07-27 19:00:38 | 109.04 | 98% |
| 2379 | 2012-06-19 06:49:30 | 103.50 | 93% |
| 1615 | 2011-12-12 06:37:35 | 108.60 | 96% |
| 1543 | 2011-11-25 14:40:01 | 125.97 | 100% |