And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1721 | 2015-01-02 15:44:02 | 83.60 | 99% |
| 476 | 2009-03-22 14:12:55 | 64.05 | |
| 429 | 2009-02-24 13:06:56 | 65.59 | |
| 392 | 2009-02-16 10:20:18 | 64.92 | |
| 332 | 2009-02-10 15:13:46 | 64.07 | |
| 321 | 2009-02-10 12:11:41 | 60.55 | |
| 276 | 2009-01-16 04:03:53 | 65.34 | |
| 180 | 2009-01-08 10:58:13 | 60.14 | |
| 131 | 2008-12-28 14:52:24 | 57.83 | |
| 118 | 2008-12-28 09:23:48 | 59.94 |