And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4556 | 2009-10-06 05:11:53 | 58.89 | |
| 3562 | 2009-03-26 15:03:28 | 64.37 | |
| 3374 | 2009-03-20 18:49:15 | 55.64 | |
| 2840 | 2009-03-09 13:36:09 | 55.74 | |
| 2783 | 2009-03-07 12:00:14 | 59.95 | |
| 2672 | 2009-03-05 13:09:15 | 57.52 | |
| 2181 | 2009-02-22 15:07:51 | 50.56 | |
| 2151 | 2009-02-20 18:03:44 | 53.91 | |
| 1284 | 2009-01-10 17:55:11 | 36.81 | |
| 1158 | 2009-01-09 05:38:06 | 45.19 | |
| 944 | 2009-01-06 14:27:13 | 39.14 | |
| 779 | 2009-01-05 05:07:03 | 40.22 | |
| 513 | 2009-01-03 12:02:14 | 42.79 |