And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5570 | 2017-01-16 05:12:22 | 79.89 | 95% |
| 4391 | 2015-03-03 11:42:28 | 81.76 | 96% |
| 2949 | 2012-02-05 06:53:49 | 68.55 | 93% |
| 2502 | 2011-12-31 10:56:18 | 65.23 | 94% |
| 1960 | 2011-12-17 05:25:07 | 73.24 | 93% |
| 1681 | 2011-12-09 11:37:21 | 71.89 | 99% |
| 1648 | 2011-12-08 16:21:10 | 60.52 | 97% |
| 544 | 2011-09-09 04:18:46 | 54.56 | 96% |
| 535 | 2011-09-08 16:49:42 | 54.83 | 95% |
| 266 | 2011-09-05 12:34:23 | 58.50 | 98% |