And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 17583 | 2017-09-28 17:46:19 | 103.59 | 99% |
| 16481 | 2017-02-14 13:19:27 | 90.46 | 94% |
| 16390 | 2017-02-01 11:46:27 | 95.02 | 96% |
| 15479 | 2016-10-24 07:47:13 | 98.26 | 95% |
| 14627 | 2016-08-09 18:49:12 | 80.09 | 94% |
| 14336 | 2016-07-19 14:07:37 | 86.06 | 97% |
| 12667 | 2016-04-19 19:54:50 | 89.64 | 96% |
| 12532 | 2016-04-15 14:30:25 | 97.09 | 94% |
| 12304 | 2016-04-03 08:48:08 | 88.32 | 93% |
| 10963 | 2016-02-04 10:07:35 | 89.13 | 95% |
| 10852 | 2016-02-02 10:07:59 | 73.53 | 89% |
| 10617 | 2016-01-28 11:14:56 | 82.69 | 94% |
| 9843 | 2016-01-03 11:08:54 | 79.33 | 96% |
| 9681 | 2015-12-07 18:08:15 | 77.04 | 94% |
| 9167 | 2015-11-14 11:59:30 | 40.20 | 83% |
| 8633 | 2015-11-01 14:29:53 | 67.85 | 89% |
| 7581 | 2015-10-14 10:36:21 | 78.80 | 92% |
| 6049 | 2015-09-15 03:10:19 | 67.05 | 89% |
| 5881 | 2015-09-09 18:15:10 | 74.37 | 96% |
| 4865 | 2015-08-21 10:52:22 | 77.05 | 94% |
| 4825 | 2015-08-20 17:19:19 | 65.62 | 89% |
| 4444 | 2015-08-15 09:24:57 | 69.48 | 91% |
| 4270 | 2015-08-12 19:17:30 | 66.39 | 90% |
| 3620 | 2015-07-29 01:34:23 | 65.81 | 92% |
| 3177 | 2015-07-23 03:30:28 | 60.38 | 90% |
| 1970 | 2015-07-05 06:22:42 | 65.30 | 90% |
| 1615 | 2015-07-01 06:44:00 | 53.79 | 88% |
| 1237 | 2015-06-24 08:03:39 | 64.83 | 93% |
| 356 | 2015-06-14 17:18:03 | 47.92 | 85% |