And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1766 | 2016-05-08 10:22:30 | 68.43 | 95% |
| 989 | 2015-10-15 10:37:16 | 60.18 | 97% |
| 866 | 2015-09-20 05:26:51 | 57.68 | 93% |
| 859 | 2015-09-13 21:27:26 | 63.32 | 95% |
| 471 | 2015-03-20 17:01:54 | 56.39 | 94% |
| 432 | 2015-03-20 16:01:36 | 61.78 | 97% |
| 178 | 2014-06-02 20:42:56 | 49.84 | 94% |
| 101 | 2014-04-30 19:48:04 | 67.82 | 98% |