And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2344 | 2014-08-30 18:33:37 | 82.41 | 93% |
| 2002 | 2013-11-19 15:50:52 | 81.09 | 91% |
| 1859 | 2013-11-12 18:41:17 | 92.67 | 94% |
| 1635 | 2013-10-29 14:33:03 | 90.42 | 97% |
| 1595 | 2013-10-27 17:48:57 | 77.39 | 92% |
| 1425 | 2013-10-23 21:34:24 | 79.14 | 92% |
| 1339 | 2013-10-23 01:47:10 | 69.60 | 92% |
| 1265 | 2013-10-22 14:30:54 | 71.19 | 90% |
| 1232 | 2013-10-19 21:52:03 | 80.07 | 92% |
| 1174 | 2013-05-20 16:05:00 | 74.48 | 91% |
| 993 | 2011-12-20 16:49:45 | 48.75 | 91% |
| 562 | 2011-10-29 16:14:13 | 49.69 | 91% |