And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 993 | 2015-09-03 22:35:27 | 81.59 | 94% |
| 975 | 2015-07-19 15:22:51 | 82.70 | 95% |
| 941 | 2015-04-14 00:58:23 | 86.50 | 95% |
| 773 | 2014-07-31 00:00:05 | 82.48 | 96% |
| 698 | 2014-01-12 02:03:48 | 72.56 | 94% |
| 638 | 2013-10-06 21:18:27 | 74.77 | 93% |
| 606 | 2013-07-31 04:54:55 | 72.88 | 96% |
| 496 | 2012-12-25 21:02:53 | 56.48 | 91% |
| 460 | 2012-12-11 00:22:13 | 55.55 | 94% |