And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14819 | 2021-10-27 14:46:03 | 85.24 | 96% |
| 9540 | 2016-10-04 16:49:41 | 72.45 | 89% |
| 9451 | 2016-09-29 07:48:34 | 77.20 | 92% |
| 9425 | 2016-09-27 14:12:54 | 77.04 | 92% |
| 8735 | 2016-04-17 01:57:53 | 65.98 | 90% |
| 7289 | 2015-11-30 10:48:03 | 63.26 | 91% |
| 5682 | 2015-09-09 12:03:17 | 62.38 | 91% |
| 4722 | 2015-08-23 10:30:43 | 72.16 | 94% |
| 4399 | 2015-08-20 10:28:02 | 60.50 | 88% |
| 4004 | 2015-08-11 10:49:02 | 55.93 | 89% |
| 3101 | 2015-07-20 08:38:59 | 61.17 | 89% |
| 2529 | 2015-05-01 13:50:58 | 59.93 | 91% |
| 1510 | 2015-03-19 16:08:51 | 50.53 | 92% |
| 900 | 2015-03-13 06:49:15 | 43.73 | 88% |
| 858 | 2015-03-12 08:21:55 | 36.70 | 85% |
| 536 | 2015-02-28 10:20:06 | 40.23 | 88% |