And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 23514 | 2021-02-04 01:51:01 | 128.09 | 99% |
| 22018 | 2020-11-04 01:18:54 | 119.47 | 98% |
| 19472 | 2017-11-06 00:59:06 | 112.77 | 98% |
| 18162 | 2017-03-23 04:55:36 | 119.63 | 97% |
| 17067 | 2017-02-22 22:53:30 | 124.22 | 97% |
| 14777 | 2016-03-06 04:07:45 | 98.22 | 90% |
| 14567 | 2016-02-29 23:53:05 | 102.89 | 92% |
| 14232 | 2016-02-20 18:35:18 | 97.16 | 93% |
| 14146 | 2016-02-20 01:36:21 | 110.68 | 94% |
| 14039 | 2016-02-15 16:31:39 | 101.63 | 97% |
| 13831 | 2016-01-17 00:39:16 | 106.63 | 94% |
| 13635 | 2016-01-05 04:07:51 | 102.51 | 93% |
| 12502 | 2015-11-22 01:40:12 | 105.00 | 93% |
| 11812 | 2015-10-31 00:41:02 | 98.26 | 94% |
| 11439 | 2015-10-26 19:48:50 | 107.99 | 95% |
| 11166 | 2015-10-21 19:02:30 | 106.19 | 95% |
| 10981 | 2015-10-17 00:17:20 | 96.46 | 91% |
| 10589 | 2015-10-09 16:27:56 | 102.14 | 96% |
| 10264 | 2015-10-04 17:58:35 | 98.91 | 95% |
| 9507 | 2015-09-23 06:46:29 | 78.04 | 90% |
| 8736 | 2015-09-17 04:23:31 | 96.14 | 95% |
| 8403 | 2015-09-15 05:56:08 | 98.52 | 96% |
| 8122 | 2015-09-12 22:01:06 | 100.13 | 95% |
| 7585 | 2015-09-04 07:25:43 | 98.48 | 95% |
| 6473 | 2015-08-24 06:22:31 | 104.62 | 96% |
| 5737 | 2015-08-16 19:08:50 | 93.24 | 95% |
| 4846 | 2015-07-23 07:20:09 | 91.86 | 94% |
| 4133 | 2015-07-14 21:24:41 | 98.27 | 97% |
| 3628 | 2015-07-12 00:38:23 | 96.58 | 95% |
| 3457 | 2015-07-09 09:02:25 | 84.68 | 97% |
| 3410 | 2015-07-08 23:42:25 | 90.70 | 96% |
| 3134 | 2015-07-04 00:40:13 | 84.57 | 92% |
| 2632 | 2015-06-27 21:19:15 | 83.73 | 92% |
| 934 | 2015-06-07 22:10:51 | 93.51 | 97% |