And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9774 | 2013-02-22 00:33:01 | 136.20 | 97% |
| 9586 | 2013-01-11 04:45:06 | 121.80 | 97% |
| 8983 | 2012-11-13 06:07:19 | 120.41 | 96% |
| 8556 | 2012-10-31 03:14:08 | 144.36 | 97% |
| 7449 | 2012-09-26 02:59:16 | 133.50 | 98% |
| 7398 | 2012-09-25 03:35:20 | 135.39 | 97% |
| 7002 | 2012-03-25 20:31:47 | 126.59 | 97% |
| 6290 | 2012-02-19 05:18:21 | 116.47 | 93% |
| 5712 | 2011-09-06 23:35:01 | 123.58 | 96% |
| 5633 | 2011-08-01 23:59:44 | 129.50 | 97% |
| 5595 | 2011-07-31 22:43:22 | 129.50 | 93% |
| 5585 | 2011-07-30 04:40:20 | 126.57 | 96% |
| 5363 | 2011-07-19 05:15:27 | 136.63 | 96% |
| 5043 | 2011-07-02 06:33:08 | 114.19 | 95% |
| 4680 | 2011-06-23 23:25:21 | 119.09 | 95% |
| 3618 | 2011-06-02 13:48:39 | 117.82 | 95% |
| 2138 | 2011-04-09 23:43:08 | 123.75 | |
| 2095 | 2011-04-08 03:40:30 | 137.51 | |
| 1862 | 2011-03-29 03:09:22 | 117.53 | |
| 1780 | 2011-03-28 03:39:40 | 125.79 | |
| 465 | 2011-03-06 02:51:32 | 109.94 | |
| 300 | 2011-03-02 00:31:56 | 108.86 | |
| 21 | 2011-02-26 00:06:53 | 117.91 |