And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4304 | 2017-03-11 19:51:53 | 97.82 | 87% |
| 3981 | 2014-08-02 17:29:07 | 95.76 | 86% |
| 2701 | 2013-03-29 04:44:50 | 96.81 | 87% |
| 2320 | 2013-03-17 16:26:33 | 97.89 | 88% |
| 1908 | 2013-03-01 19:33:10 | 120.62 | 94% |
| 1774 | 2013-02-23 20:13:47 | 99.87 | 87% |
| 305 | 2012-12-09 18:55:54 | 108.61 | 92% |