And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2597 | 2014-11-19 14:40:40 | 67.22 | 96% |
| 2596 | 2014-11-19 14:34:26 | 67.06 | 97% |
| 2177 | 2013-12-17 00:33:13 | 72.53 | 97% |
| 2098 | 2013-12-03 15:01:49 | 67.18 | 95% |
| 1716 | 2013-01-02 19:42:19 | 68.69 | 96% |
| 1528 | 2012-11-09 14:33:56 | 66.28 | 96% |
| 1173 | 2012-09-07 22:57:54 | 61.83 | 93% |