And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1671 | 2015-01-13 12:58:53 | 98.46 | 98% |
| 1537 | 2014-08-27 12:42:25 | 92.48 | 96% |
| 1466 | 2014-07-21 18:10:38 | 89.99 | 97% |
| 897 | 2011-09-10 17:02:58 | 64.04 | 94% |
| 604 | 2011-02-25 04:16:26 | 63.30 | |
| 439 | 2011-02-09 13:00:27 | 62.04 |