And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11339 | 2013-06-12 12:05:33 | 77.66 | 90% |
| 10672 | 2013-05-07 15:15:32 | 80.91 | 91% |
| 10495 | 2013-05-02 05:54:15 | 85.80 | 92% |
| 9649 | 2013-04-22 02:23:59 | 77.98 | 89% |
| 9206 | 2013-04-08 11:14:30 | 92.33 | 93% |
| 6759 | 2012-07-08 05:45:29 | 89.65 | 94% |
| 6127 | 2012-06-13 12:12:54 | 88.44 | 93% |
| 5973 | 2012-06-10 20:29:32 | 78.41 | 91% |
| 5752 | 2012-06-04 18:25:11 | 69.74 | 89% |
| 5345 | 2012-05-22 20:05:32 | 81.11 | 93% |
| 5233 | 2012-05-18 23:20:50 | 63.10 | 86% |
| 4982 | 2012-05-06 17:13:59 | 82.35 | 92% |
| 3615 | 2012-03-26 08:55:30 | 65.61 | 89% |
| 3185 | 2012-03-05 14:38:23 | 73.18 | 89% |
| 3025 | 2012-02-28 16:39:45 | 72.18 | 89% |
| 2810 | 2012-02-21 15:17:13 | 75.09 | 91% |
| 2800 | 2012-02-21 14:48:37 | 66.40 | 85% |
| 2736 | 2012-02-19 16:21:16 | 68.37 | 86% |
| 2176 | 2012-01-23 05:58:02 | 70.55 | 90% |
| 1243 | 2011-12-11 13:00:37 | 73.55 | 92% |
| 1240 | 2011-12-10 09:06:07 | 60.38 | 86% |
| 480 | 2011-09-08 16:17:38 | 58.20 | 88% |
| 217 | 2011-09-06 10:58:15 | 56.05 | 82% |