And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2982 | 2017-01-10 00:02:28 | 88.44 | 93% |
| 2112 | 2016-08-29 06:20:01 | 83.79 | 93% |
| 1868 | 2016-08-11 01:44:12 | 83.46 | 92% |
| 1400 | 2016-07-22 09:31:19 | 76.21 | 91% |
| 1352 | 2016-07-21 10:20:18 | 76.56 | 91% |
| 365 | 2016-06-06 07:32:45 | 65.86 | 92% |