And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 120296 | 2023-04-05 10:31:47 | 101.57 | 98% |
| 120235 | 2023-03-31 23:05:23 | 119.21 | 99% |
| 108864 | 2022-03-28 14:39:17 | 106.44 | 98% |
| 102531 | 2022-01-12 19:37:13 | 113.38 | 99% |
| 101022 | 2021-11-08 20:29:15 | 110.90 | 98% |
| 97106 | 2021-08-15 14:58:28 | 101.64 | 98% |
| 96325 | 2021-07-28 13:46:19 | 107.04 | 97% |
| 95595 | 2021-07-01 19:35:05 | 119.29 | 99% |
| 94012 | 2021-04-26 16:48:17 | 119.73 | 99% |
| 92651 | 2021-02-19 15:12:56 | 113.26 | 98.6% |
| 91400 | 2021-02-10 19:18:40 | 101.83 | 97% |
| 80832 | 2019-12-11 16:34:32 | 116.30 | 100% |
| 79194 | 2019-07-19 13:11:52 | 108.17 | 99% |
| 77848 | 2019-07-01 13:35:13 | 99.25 | 99% |
| 77844 | 2019-06-28 21:56:35 | 96.23 | 97% |
| 77621 | 2019-06-27 21:27:02 | 100.54 | 98% |
| 68032 | 2018-04-26 13:47:23 | 100.50 | 98% |
| 67862 | 2018-04-20 16:08:15 | 90.31 | 97% |
| 66952 | 2018-02-20 21:09:44 | 92.54 | 97% |
| 63857 | 2017-11-29 22:19:45 | 101.24 | 98% |
| 63018 | 2017-11-09 14:19:17 | 102.37 | 98% |
| 62558 | 2017-10-20 21:17:44 | 97.98 | 98% |
| 59215 | 2017-06-25 17:17:02 | 92.77 | 97% |
| 59011 | 2017-06-20 20:25:48 | 100.33 | 98% |
| 56976 | 2017-05-09 15:11:07 | 94.77 | 93% |
| 56255 | 2017-04-27 16:01:31 | 107.24 | 96% |
| 53907 | 2017-02-14 14:49:58 | 100.37 | 95% |
| 51919 | 2016-12-12 17:42:09 | 93.49 | 93% |
| 51727 | 2016-12-07 15:55:31 | 98.77 | 94% |
| 51225 | 2016-11-09 19:27:58 | 93.95 | 94% |
| 49886 | 2016-09-14 20:10:40 | 93.41 | 95% |
| 49613 | 2016-09-01 16:11:11 | 107.10 | 98% |
| 49394 | 2016-08-22 17:42:43 | 97.59 | 97% |
| 49148 | 2016-08-12 20:24:28 | 102.09 | 97% |
| 49026 | 2016-08-10 14:24:18 | 93.08 | 95% |
| 48749 | 2016-07-28 21:16:52 | 102.20 | 95% |
| 48446 | 2016-06-30 16:41:00 | 94.32 | 94% |
| 48417 | 2016-06-28 16:49:55 | 93.74 | 94% |
| 48232 | 2016-06-21 13:16:55 | 108.84 | 98% |
| 48088 | 2016-06-10 20:51:01 | 106.01 | 96% |
| 47390 | 2016-05-10 20:41:37 | 95.05 | 94% |
| 47227 | 2016-05-04 13:56:33 | 106.34 | 98% |
| 47093 | 2016-04-27 16:47:18 | 101.02 | 96% |
| 46757 | 2016-04-03 01:10:34 | 95.96 | 94% |
| 46725 | 2016-04-01 17:17:01 | 104.58 | 97% |
| 46370 | 2016-03-08 18:29:15 | 99.94 | 94% |
| 44970 | 2015-12-09 19:29:13 | 99.28 | 96% |
| 44846 | 2015-12-03 20:11:50 | 106.23 | 98% |
| 44667 | 2015-11-24 21:23:21 | 88.54 | 92% |
| 44621 | 2015-11-23 17:05:23 | 95.97 | 96% |
| 44154 | 2015-10-28 18:39:55 | 104.25 | 97% |
| 43950 | 2015-10-13 21:57:02 | 100.08 | 95% |
| 43930 | 2015-10-01 05:26:39 | 97.13 | 94% |
| 43876 | 2015-09-29 15:01:55 | 96.34 | 93% |
| 42888 | 2015-01-22 14:43:02 | 105.46 | 97% |
| 42746 | 2015-01-14 17:19:21 | 103.73 | 96% |
| 42596 | 2014-12-24 01:47:45 | 97.95 | 96% |
| 42392 | 2014-12-18 15:17:37 | 99.67 | 96% |
| 42191 | 2014-12-12 17:15:16 | 92.87 | 95% |
| 41616 | 2014-11-23 16:54:58 | 101.62 | 98% |
| 41532 | 2014-11-22 19:19:08 | 91.35 | 95% |
| 41437 | 2014-11-21 16:25:06 | 104.70 | 98% |
| 41322 | 2014-11-20 20:43:51 | 89.90 | 92% |
| 41057 | 2014-11-14 13:01:17 | 92.79 | 94% |
| 40487 | 2014-11-04 02:01:27 | 102.00 | 97% |
| 40287 | 2014-10-30 13:32:03 | 98.55 | 96% |
| 40147 | 2014-10-28 17:58:14 | 100.36 | 96% |
| 38436 | 2014-09-01 00:03:46 | 84.53 | 90% |
| 38209 | 2014-08-18 02:11:21 | 91.27 | 92% |
| 37962 | 2014-07-11 23:38:09 | 107.50 | 98% |
| 37725 | 2014-06-04 13:45:59 | 91.15 | 92% |
| 37596 | 2014-03-09 15:15:55 | 107.26 | 99% |
| 37293 | 2013-12-19 03:13:05 | 97.06 | 94% |
| 36673 | 2013-11-15 22:55:28 | 96.09 | 94% |
| 36487 | 2013-11-12 00:51:12 | 92.72 | 94% |
| 36288 | 2013-11-07 02:53:15 | 100.98 | 95% |
| 36269 | 2013-11-07 02:24:58 | 98.65 | 96% |
| 36030 | 2013-11-02 15:37:05 | 93.49 | 94% |
| 35805 | 2013-10-25 01:53:29 | 107.96 | 98% |
| 35573 | 2013-10-18 21:06:48 | 103.47 | 97% |
| 35454 | 2013-10-14 22:18:42 | 103.36 | 96% |
| 35116 | 2013-10-01 22:40:15 | 103.34 | 97% |
| 34645 | 2013-09-13 02:08:12 | 97.68 | 94% |
| 34625 | 2013-09-12 23:17:09 | 93.63 | 94% |
| 34194 | 2013-08-28 23:05:57 | 100.42 | 97% |
| 34162 | 2013-08-28 12:56:29 | 105.06 | 98% |
| 34151 | 2013-08-27 02:00:32 | 100.18 | 97% |
| 34111 | 2013-08-24 19:54:52 | 99.84 | 96% |
| 33827 | 2013-08-17 16:04:52 | 105.23 | 98% |
| 33738 | 2013-08-14 00:45:13 | 103.74 | 96% |
| 33304 | 2013-07-22 23:52:15 | 101.90 | 97% |
| 32615 | 2013-06-03 23:45:15 | 93.58 | 94% |
| 32480 | 2013-05-23 23:03:20 | 99.56 | 95% |
| 31389 | 2013-03-11 13:55:39 | 97.89 | 97% |
| 31242 | 2013-03-07 15:14:52 | 91.91 | 93% |
| 30916 | 2012-11-13 19:59:42 | 89.45 | 94% |
| 30551 | 2012-11-01 02:30:34 | 91.22 | 95% |
| 30497 | 2012-10-31 22:13:00 | 94.03 | 96% |
| 30451 | 2012-10-30 02:00:28 | 95.29 | 96% |
| 30380 | 2012-10-21 16:01:40 | 97.61 | 94% |
| 29624 | 2012-09-23 04:47:30 | 105.97 | 98% |
| 29490 | 2012-09-16 01:46:16 | 103.24 | 97% |
| 29410 | 2012-09-11 01:28:06 | 93.25 | 93% |
| 28859 | 2012-08-07 01:30:02 | 103.66 | 96% |
| 28848 | 2012-08-07 01:02:09 | 98.75 | 95% |
| 28360 | 2012-06-30 21:09:16 | 98.56 | 96% |
| 27402 | 2012-03-28 22:10:27 | 94.13 | 95% |
| 27129 | 2012-03-23 12:28:02 | 94.47 | 97% |
| 27075 | 2012-03-23 00:18:11 | 101.88 | 96% |
| 26952 | 2012-03-20 21:57:56 | 97.88 | 95% |
| 26791 | 2012-03-17 16:00:37 | 98.03 | 98% |
| 26476 | 2012-03-04 22:02:30 | 104.12 | 97% |
| 25869 | 2012-02-22 21:46:56 | 100.76 | 96% |
| 25424 | 2012-02-17 16:09:05 | 90.49 | 93% |
| 25222 | 2012-02-15 01:43:03 | 96.76 | 96% |
| 25134 | 2012-02-14 00:05:00 | 94.75 | 95% |
| 25097 | 2012-02-12 00:42:11 | 101.27 | 97% |
| 25023 | 2012-02-10 23:57:53 | 98.28 | 96% |
| 24880 | 2012-02-08 00:59:18 | 99.94 | 96% |
| 24705 | 2012-02-05 21:06:12 | 90.56 | 95% |
| 24516 | 2012-02-03 00:23:35 | 98.13 | 97% |
| 24428 | 2012-02-01 23:21:22 | 104.04 | 97% |
| 23867 | 2012-01-22 20:05:54 | 93.93 | 94% |
| 23856 | 2012-01-22 19:52:34 | 92.17 | 94% |
| 23845 | 2012-01-22 18:56:36 | 99.05 | 98% |
| 23632 | 2012-01-19 16:09:41 | 89.59 | 94% |
| 23613 | 2012-01-18 14:29:13 | 88.57 | 95% |
| 23499 | 2012-01-15 16:16:37 | 94.02 | 95% |
| 23352 | 2012-01-12 23:50:50 | 99.87 | 98% |
| 23293 | 2012-01-10 23:50:38 | 86.36 | 94% |
| 23176 | 2012-01-08 18:34:35 | 89.54 | 94% |
| 23137 | 2012-01-07 19:29:45 | 88.72 | 95% |
| 23055 | 2012-01-05 22:19:13 | 97.84 | 98% |
| 22888 | 2012-01-02 19:02:20 | 88.15 | 93% |
| 22555 | 2011-12-27 21:21:48 | 93.06 | 95% |
| 22133 | 2011-12-20 00:27:28 | 89.12 | 94% |
| 22084 | 2011-12-19 16:32:56 | 93.99 | 95% |
| 21270 | 2011-12-08 18:08:33 | 88.48 | 96% |
| 21218 | 2011-12-07 15:49:30 | 95.46 | 97% |
| 21171 | 2011-12-06 23:12:37 | 94.03 | 93% |
| 21135 | 2011-12-06 20:27:20 | 94.82 | 97% |
| 21113 | 2011-12-05 23:50:31 | 91.15 | 96% |
| 21079 | 2011-12-05 17:10:06 | 90.35 | 95% |
| 20915 | 2011-12-03 19:55:59 | 92.98 | 97% |
| 20888 | 2011-12-02 23:14:49 | 89.18 | 95% |
| 20838 | 2011-12-02 17:59:34 | 87.58 | 94% |
| 20752 | 2011-11-30 21:42:56 | 89.81 | 93% |
| 20737 | 2011-11-30 18:03:25 | 91.99 | 94% |
| 20699 | 2011-11-30 17:00:31 | 91.89 | 94% |
| 20546 | 2011-11-23 18:01:55 | 87.01 | 94% |
| 20513 | 2011-11-23 15:18:05 | 91.20 | 97% |
| 20296 | 2011-11-20 17:03:40 | 99.13 | 98% |
| 20190 | 2011-11-18 23:12:29 | 97.28 | 96% |
| 20106 | 2011-11-17 22:48:08 | 88.28 | 93% |
| 19647 | 2011-11-07 14:52:41 | 98.17 | 97% |
| 19401 | 2011-10-30 14:34:41 | 91.17 | 95% |
| 19223 | 2011-10-21 22:42:22 | 103.21 | 98% |
| 19057 | 2011-10-11 22:34:25 | 89.74 | 94% |
| 19034 | 2011-10-10 22:11:03 | 90.29 | 95% |
| 18975 | 2011-09-27 22:16:08 | 87.40 | 93% |
| 18530 | 2011-08-23 23:02:29 | 90.47 | 93% |
| 18516 | 2011-08-23 22:35:40 | 103.74 | 97% |
| 18325 | 2011-08-18 00:02:42 | 94.62 | 95% |
| 18255 | 2011-08-17 02:06:17 | 96.98 | 97% |
| 17630 | 2011-07-20 22:03:20 | 97.46 | 97% |
| 17571 | 2011-07-19 00:33:54 | 94.64 | 94% |
| 17455 | 2011-07-10 23:07:54 | 98.10 | 98% |
| 17291 | 2011-07-07 01:13:14 | 107.06 | 98% |
| 17059 | 2011-06-27 21:40:47 | 94.83 | 95% |
| 16606 | 2011-06-03 22:09:22 | 86.92 | 94% |
| 15950 | 2011-05-08 21:12:24 | 93.42 | 95% |
| 15810 | 2011-05-02 22:50:55 | 90.79 | 94% |
| 15778 | 2011-04-30 19:47:25 | 100.73 | |
| 15312 | 2011-04-22 21:28:45 | 95.10 | |
| 14290 | 2011-03-21 21:56:52 | 96.73 | |
| 14063 | 2011-03-07 23:09:42 | 95.01 | |
| 13462 | 2011-02-23 00:44:07 | 91.98 | |
| 13389 | 2011-02-21 21:48:32 | 92.73 | |
| 12988 | 2011-02-16 00:01:44 | 99.49 | |
| 12798 | 2011-02-12 16:55:10 | 92.74 | |
| 12714 | 2011-02-12 04:16:28 | 98.43 | |
| 12586 | 2011-02-09 23:15:20 | 90.13 | |
| 12195 | 2011-01-31 23:16:13 | 83.84 | |
| 12178 | 2011-01-31 22:16:31 | 102.54 | |
| 12147 | 2011-01-30 23:15:47 | 88.69 | |
| 11860 | 2011-01-29 20:14:53 | 82.62 | |
| 11735 | 2011-01-29 00:29:22 | 85.86 | |
| 11726 | 2011-01-29 00:10:26 | 82.42 | |
| 11350 | 2011-01-20 02:01:53 | 91.15 | |
| 10795 | 2011-01-12 03:34:52 | 94.94 | |
| 10719 | 2011-01-10 23:37:42 | 86.29 | |
| 10678 | 2011-01-10 17:51:25 | 92.21 | |
| 10541 | 2011-01-07 03:55:44 | 91.71 | |
| 10381 | 2010-12-30 01:15:21 | 92.62 | |
| 10298 | 2010-12-25 01:51:53 | 81.60 | |
| 9824 | 2010-12-12 14:57:19 | 93.26 | |
| 9607 | 2010-12-05 22:48:32 | 93.22 | |
| 9506 | 2010-11-30 02:37:55 | 86.34 | |
| 9123 | 2010-11-09 22:59:40 | 87.41 | |
| 9116 | 2010-11-09 22:51:51 | 81.73 | |
| 9089 | 2010-11-07 16:32:17 | 96.57 | |
| 9053 | 2010-11-06 21:02:01 | 83.16 | |
| 8901 | 2010-11-03 00:53:45 | 92.16 | |
| 8768 | 2010-10-31 14:51:38 | 83.47 | |
| 8635 | 2010-10-29 00:26:38 | 85.43 | |
| 8511 | 2010-10-26 22:08:23 | 98.03 | |
| 8326 | 2010-10-22 23:51:05 | 94.13 | |
| 8308 | 2010-10-22 23:11:08 | 90.92 | |
| 8007 | 2010-10-15 23:32:58 | 81.22 | |
| 7959 | 2010-10-15 21:35:43 | 90.06 | |
| 7813 | 2010-10-12 23:03:20 | 83.80 | |
| 7500 | 2010-10-07 22:24:21 | 85.09 | |
| 7362 | 2010-10-06 03:25:13 | 90.86 | |
| 7214 | 2010-09-29 01:34:25 | 85.76 | |
| 6985 | 2010-09-21 22:49:48 | 88.82 | |
| 6812 | 2010-09-18 19:33:29 | 89.44 | |
| 6758 | 2010-09-16 23:49:44 | 81.55 | |
| 6744 | 2010-09-16 02:26:09 | 79.06 | |
| 6679 | 2010-09-15 00:11:05 | 93.91 | |
| 6412 | 2010-09-09 23:46:22 | 90.96 | |
| 6270 | 2010-09-07 23:15:42 | 88.91 | |
| 6114 | 2010-09-03 17:39:47 | 88.30 | |
| 6057 | 2010-09-01 00:14:58 | 92.77 | |
| 5892 | 2010-08-20 22:45:58 | 89.52 | |
| 5465 | 2010-08-08 17:24:15 | 87.30 | |
| 5337 | 2010-07-30 19:48:55 | 85.03 | |
| 5247 | 2010-07-30 13:09:18 | 84.73 | |
| 4862 | 2010-07-23 18:20:11 | 89.92 | |
| 4601 | 2010-07-20 15:43:43 | 82.24 | |
| 4526 | 2010-07-16 14:52:59 | 80.51 | |
| 3863 | 2010-06-30 18:48:19 | 84.31 | |
| 3378 | 2010-01-29 16:06:19 | 86.14 | |
| 3249 | 2009-12-24 17:42:12 | 86.90 | |
| 3177 | 2009-12-13 21:35:49 | 79.92 | |
| 3161 | 2009-12-13 17:24:54 | 82.17 | |
| 3149 | 2009-12-09 20:22:37 | 85.08 | |
| 2904 | 2009-11-22 16:25:41 | 79.25 | |
| 2596 | 2009-10-31 18:03:24 | 80.07 | |
| 2558 | 2009-10-31 14:53:51 | 79.75 | |
| 2480 | 2009-10-21 23:06:25 | 84.13 | |
| 2455 | 2009-10-13 04:11:54 | 81.94 | |
| 2404 | 2009-10-10 15:54:40 | 84.30 | |
| 2199 | 2009-07-06 17:59:04 | 79.31 | |
| 1948 | 2009-05-28 18:30:51 | 82.12 | |
| 1913 | 2009-05-22 17:29:28 | 79.18 | |
| 1856 | 2009-05-08 14:40:02 | 79.17 | |
| 1821 | 2009-05-04 12:36:22 | 76.71 | |
| 1752 | 2009-04-27 02:14:12 | 75.52 | |
| 1699 | 2009-04-16 17:38:30 | 80.93 | |
| 1552 | 2009-02-16 22:02:38 | 73.31 | |
| 1481 | 2009-02-16 17:19:13 | 74.19 | |
| 1032 | 2009-02-02 20:09:00 | 70.53 | |
| 929 | 2009-01-29 21:54:37 | 73.87 |