And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6627 | 2016-11-10 03:26:40 | 84.86 | 98% |
| 5981 | 2015-03-10 09:47:50 | 76.34 | 96% |
| 5079 | 2014-04-18 08:18:57 | 94.51 | 97% |
| 2534 | 2013-09-17 03:18:35 | 75.37 | 95% |
| 2360 | 2013-09-10 03:00:08 | 74.47 | 95% |
| 2174 | 2013-09-04 10:05:49 | 71.72 | 94% |
| 1499 | 2013-08-20 05:37:02 | 68.02 | 95% |
| 477 | 2013-07-18 10:10:06 | 65.66 | 94% |
| 473 | 2013-07-14 09:26:56 | 64.08 | 96% |