And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5048 | 2016-04-12 18:02:31 | 76.38 | 94% |
| 4912 | 2016-03-26 19:34:27 | 82.30 | 94% |
| 4338 | 2016-02-08 08:15:13 | 74.40 | 94% |
| 4052 | 2016-01-28 16:14:07 | 77.60 | 95% |
| 3351 | 2016-01-16 17:39:48 | 77.57 | 94% |
| 3272 | 2016-01-15 15:26:56 | 69.76 | 93% |
| 3162 | 2016-01-13 14:39:56 | 72.63 | 92% |
| 1932 | 2015-12-27 19:31:19 | 65.80 | 91% |
| 1588 | 2015-12-24 16:56:13 | 68.55 | 91% |
| 1504 | 2015-12-23 19:17:21 | 72.15 | 93% |
| 1456 | 2015-12-23 16:07:22 | 69.57 | 95% |
| 1169 | 2015-12-20 10:20:36 | 69.65 | 93% |
| 1028 | 2015-12-19 10:06:13 | 67.63 | 89% |
| 548 | 2015-12-12 14:52:33 | 61.39 | 92% |
| 128 | 2015-12-02 18:37:42 | 61.83 | 93% |