And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 72022 | 2019-09-22 03:08:39 | 151.61 | 99% |
| 67529 | 2019-02-27 03:37:41 | 166.73 | 100% |
| 64860 | 2018-12-05 04:51:26 | 148.87 | 98% |
| 62061 | 2018-09-11 17:46:41 | 154.93 | 100% |
| 58812 | 2018-07-30 19:10:19 | 144.21 | 97% |
| 58585 | 2018-07-28 23:20:10 | 144.93 | 98% |
| 57546 | 2018-07-12 04:38:08 | 149.39 | 99% |
| 44030 | 2018-01-30 01:07:45 | 150.60 | 99% |
| 39625 | 2017-12-24 03:58:53 | 137.54 | 99% |
| 34191 | 2017-11-02 15:54:35 | 157.37 | 100% |
| 34162 | 2017-11-02 15:27:14 | 144.62 | 99% |
| 30179 | 2017-08-20 17:48:32 | 150.38 | 100% |
| 27122 | 2017-07-29 04:10:28 | 150.13 | 99% |
| 24124 | 2017-07-09 16:59:58 | 139.70 | 100% |
| 23028 | 2017-07-04 01:03:03 | 148.14 | 99% |
| 22891 | 2017-07-03 22:30:10 | 143.57 | 99% |
| 21767 | 2017-06-13 02:47:35 | 148.02 | 99% |
| 20834 | 2017-06-09 19:48:34 | 153.86 | 100% |
| 18707 | 2017-05-16 00:49:48 | 146.52 | 96% |
| 17607 | 2017-05-05 23:11:48 | 132.59 | 91% |
| 17342 | 2017-05-03 02:42:41 | 157.92 | 97% |
| 16364 | 2017-04-25 03:45:18 | 128.29 | 95% |
| 16043 | 2017-04-21 23:49:38 | 131.51 | 95% |
| 15971 | 2017-04-21 00:42:42 | 139.76 | 97% |
| 11416 | 2016-12-31 01:23:45 | 116.24 | 93% |
| 11360 | 2016-12-30 23:21:33 | 148.50 | 98% |
| 11095 | 2016-11-03 21:55:50 | 121.99 | 96% |
| 9738 | 2016-08-09 23:41:50 | 135.56 | 96% |
| 9473 | 2016-08-07 01:13:40 | 130.72 | 97% |
| 9078 | 2016-04-10 17:29:06 | 134.38 | 99% |
| 9032 | 2016-04-08 02:25:34 | 128.76 | 97% |
| 8994 | 2016-04-03 23:30:48 | 141.55 | 99% |
| 7818 | 2015-04-02 03:32:12 | 130.90 | 97% |
| 7551 | 2015-03-22 17:15:21 | 123.56 | 98% |
| 7472 | 2015-03-21 17:38:52 | 129.07 | 99% |
| 7169 | 2015-03-16 15:13:23 | 137.19 | 99% |
| 7144 | 2015-03-15 02:46:54 | 154.22 | 100% |
| 7123 | 2015-03-15 01:09:49 | 129.28 | 96% |
| 6725 | 2015-02-04 03:55:18 | 122.12 | 97% |
| 6464 | 2014-12-27 17:33:41 | 148.65 | 99% |
| 6155 | 2014-08-09 14:35:27 | 126.92 | 98% |
| 6021 | 2013-08-12 18:59:22 | 132.80 | 99% |
| 5677 | 2011-01-27 07:45:11 | 118.30 | |
| 5050 | 2010-10-07 21:40:19 | 109.41 | |
| 4966 | 2010-09-01 19:17:24 | 138.17 | |
| 4576 | 2010-08-13 18:14:54 | 126.59 | |
| 4460 | 2010-08-05 18:06:02 | 123.39 | |
| 4280 | 2010-06-14 00:12:56 | 125.08 | |
| 2480 | 2009-07-04 19:58:48 | 106.73 | |
| 2264 | 2009-06-12 17:03:18 | 89.75 | |
| 1872 | 2009-04-14 12:50:01 | 105.47 | |
| 1821 | 2009-04-13 12:27:31 | 85.25 | |
| 1769 | 2009-04-11 23:00:53 | 85.15 | |
| 1723 | 2009-04-05 19:44:15 | 87.74 | |
| 1703 | 2009-04-05 17:05:16 | 83.93 | |
| 1659 | 2009-04-04 18:25:46 | 72.04 | |
| 1222 | 2009-03-27 02:04:55 | 80.13 | |
| 1014 | 2009-03-05 00:51:53 | 78.73 | |
| 114 | 2009-01-19 18:24:21 | 58.69 | |
| 110 | 2009-01-19 18:19:23 | 59.56 | |
| 81 | 2009-01-16 19:04:42 | 59.89 |